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These, strokers, including the Bubble Butt Mega, are just as realistic and just as pleasurable, but much more portable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFlashing a tight soft-lipped pussy and tight pucker outside and two separate, massively stimulating textures inside, the bent-over Bubble Butt can be held in your hands, on your lap, or propped between pillows. Grab and squeeze the plump butt cheeks as tight as you want to take full advantage of inner canals designed to feel just like sex. A close ended shape naturally builds up suction with every thrust and contains the aftermath of the big finish.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn Pipedream's super-soft Fanta Flesh, the Bubble Butt clings and releases just like the real thing. Slather lots of lube inside for tons of slipperiness- the smooth glide will only enhance the feel of tons of bumpy inner nodes. Clean well before and after use with lots of warm soapy water or a good toy care fluid\/foam. 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